November 24, 2015

Darth Vader Tried to Rob a Convenience Store, But Was Foiled By Blue Cheese

32-year-old Jacob Mercer of Tonawanda, New York tried to rob a convenience store in Jacksonville, Florida on Sunday  . . . dressed as DARTH VADER. We’re […]
November 23, 2015

A Woman Took Her Shoes Off on the Subway, and Gave Them to a Homeless Woman

A 26-year-old in New York named Kay Brown was riding the subway home from work last Monday, when she saw a homeless woman in her bare […]
November 19, 2015

Should Black Friday Be a National Holiday?

The best bet for a new national holiday is a day that commemorates our fallen countrymen.  And with the number of people who’ve been trampled to […]
November 18, 2015

The Best Jobs For People Who Hate People

Are you one of those people who hates other people?  It’s fine if you are . . . but you’re probably not meant for a job […]
November 17, 2015

Charlie Sheen Announced He’s HIV-Positive

Charlie Sheen admitted to MATT LAUER this morning on the “Today” show that he is HIV positive. Charlie is supposedly coming clean because several former partners threatened […]
November 16, 2015

Updates on the Terrorist Attack in Paris

As you know, Paris suffered a horrible terrorist attack on Friday.  Three teams of terrorists from ISIS killed 129 people in six different locations, all within […]