September 25, 2015

A Couple on a United Flight Found a Full Bag of Barf in Their Seat-Back Pocket

Janet Masters and her husband are from Auburn, California, and went to Hawaii for their wedding anniversary recently. And when they were flying back on United, […]
September 23, 2015

You’re Better at Lying When You Need to Pee

If you want to get away with a lie, just drink a ton of water, wait a little while, and resist the urge to use the […]
September 23, 2015

It’s Official . . . Selfies Have Killed More People This Year Than Sharks

A couple Japanese tourists slipped while they were taking a selfie on some stairs at the Taj Mahal this week.  One of them broke his leg, […]
September 21, 2015

A Drunk 18-Year-Old Asked Two Cops for a Ride, and Got in the Back of Their Patrol Car

College kids went back to school a few weeks ago, so we get to start hearing about the DUMB ones again . . . 18-year-old John […]
September 21, 2015

A Driver Got Arrested When Her Seven-Year-Old Told a Cop She’d Been Drinking

A 25-year-old woman named Aubrey McColm drifted over the center line near Indianapolis last Monday, and almost hit a cop car HEAD-ON. Apparently the cop couldn’t […]
September 16, 2015

A Woman Was Injured at a Barbecue Festival When She Got Hit with Flying Brisket

When I’m working the grill, that’s MY grill.  You don’t mess with another man’s meat when he’s grilling. The third day of the Kentucky State Barbecue […]