May 7, 2015

The Pope Called a Sick Man to Comfort Him . . . But the Guy Assumed It Was a Prank and Hung Up

A Catholic guy named Franco Rabuffi in Italy was seriously sick, and POPE FRANCIS found out about him. The local press didn’t give Franco’s age, or […]
May 7, 2015

Your Beard Might Be as Dirty as a Toilet

There’s a fine line between looking like a rad hipster and walking around with a toilet on your face. A TV station in Albuquerque, New Mexico […]
May 7, 2015

A Trick That Supposedly Makes You Fall Asleep in Under a Minute

If you’re someone who can fall asleep within five minutes every night, congratulations . . . you don’t need this tip, and everyone hates you. For […]
April 30, 2015

The Newest Selfie Stick Is Attached to a Fake Arm . . . So It Looks Like You’re Holding Someone’s Hand

There are plenty of things wrong with the whole selfie era, but here’s one that might not be obvious . . . you look awfully lonely […]
April 30, 2015

There’s a New Shirt That’s 100% Stain Repellant . . . Even If You Dump a Pot of Coffee on It

It’s about time America’s great minds worked on more products for us common slobs. There’s a new white shirt on Kickstarter.com that’s 100% stain repellant.  And […]
April 30, 2015

There’s a New Flavor of Cheez-Its Coming . . . Intentionally Burnt

Cheez-Its are one of the most addictive things in the world. In other words:  They’re perfect the way they are . . . or at least we […]