Usually, when we discuss country artists and tattoos it’s about how many they have, or if they’re trying to make some kind of statement with one. That’ll never happen with DUSTIN LYNCH because he’s too chicken to get even one.
He tells “Glamour”, quote, “I’m tattoo-less. I don’t mind. I’m kind of a fan of tattoos, but I’m scared of the lifetime commitment. I feel like I would wake up six months later and want something different.
“Like, why is there a grasshopper on my arm? I mean, BLAKE SHELTON has ladybugs. What the hell was he thinking there? Now he has to put up with that the rest of his life.”
You may remember that Blake didn’t actually get ladybug tattoos. They’re badly-drawn deer tracks . . . but people kept getting it wrong so he went back and added barbed wire to “make them more manly.”